1) ALL THIS AND MORE

In the next few pages

  • Personal hygiene
  • Washing machines
  • Smelly shirts
  • Underwear
  • Claggy relatives
  • Ironing
  • Thoughts on travel writing
  • Directions for burial
  • Blue skies
  • Female undertakers
  • Muscovite minicab drivers
  • Old ladies at bus stops
  • Canaletto
  • Seurat (Bathing at Asnières)
  • Turner
  • Japanese art students
  • Robert Doisneau
  • Edgware road shisha smokers
  • Double decker buses
  • Tank tops
  • Cyril the newsagent
  • Thread bare lounge furniture
  • Deep sea divers
  • Suggestions on home improvement
  • Outside loos
  • Absent fathers
  • DIY skills
  • Philip Larkin
  • The Bay City Rollers
  • The Magna Carta
  • The 13 times table
  • Richard the Lionheart
  • Izal medicated toilet paper
  • A Datsun coupé
  • German doctors
  • Spanish Costas
  • A Renault 17
  • Camping holidays
  • A Parisian brothel
  • A WW2 tank driver
  • Sacha Distel
  • Chopper bikes
  • Deauville in 1932
  • Dettol
  • Vomit
  • Wax ear plugs
  • M&S Cornish pasties
  • Smelly Channel ferries
  • Breton aircraft mechanics
  • The Eurovision Song Contest
  • A one night stand in Rouen
  • Jean Gabin
  • Denis Healey
  • Advice for the recently-widowed in awkward social situations
  • Instructions for British Servicemen
  • Airfix model kits
  • Cheap chocolate
  • The Brownies
  • A DC-47 Dakota
  • Hook-a-duck
  • Travel pills
  • Paroxetine
  • Omeprezale
  • Valium
  • Smarties
  • Beermats
  • Miniature jams
  • Shower caps
  • Viagra
  • Surgical gloves
  • A weekend in Wales
  • Sex for the elderly
  • Power tools
  • Norfolk
  • A Morris 1300
  • Hammocks
  • Nicotine
  • Strange men in flasher macs
  • Dogfight Dixon (WW1 Fighter Ace)
  • Advice for primary school teachers on preparing art and craft lessons
  • A spotty Elf
  • Rolf Harris
  • Lesley Crowther
  • Lego
  • Salmon
  • Advice on holidays
  • Everything a woman should know
  • Advice on packing
  • Dysfunctional grannies
  • Beatrix Potter

… and much more

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